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Has become a little to attached to the snowball drink :(
REally dont want to go back to work tomo....i still need a chance to sssssssssslllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppp......
night all
xxx
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is thinking that i reeeeaaaaallllllyyyyy dont want to go to work tomo and that i would much rather go back to the cinema to watcha dn rewatch and rewatch twilight....eeeeeeppppppp
Who knew that he could actually be that hot? Who!

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I think my name should be changed to ow....or at least Miss Pain in every bloody body part mentionable.
Should i start at the beginning? Yes, i think i should.
about 2 weeks ago tomo i went to bed with a pain near my tailbone. it got worse and worse until i went to the GPs on tuesday. She prescribed me strong penicillin, told me to come back friday...
Came back friday...she sent me to A+E...honestly how is it that i can avoid going to A+E for 18 years of my life and in one month, just one month i end up in A+E TWICE!!!! now that is really not fair.
Waited for four hours in St Georges with the machine nicking my mums 60p, got seen and told in five minutes that i had a large inverted abscess and i needed to have surgery on it quickly to save me from any more pain, therefore i was admitted...to a gynaecology ward....don't know what the hell it has to do with my abscess but there you go.
24 hours later of no food and halfway through chitty chitty bang bang i was called down to surgery.
Woke up and was taken back to the ward just in time for X-factor! and of course miley Cyrus...forget britney...
I thought tht was it but the next day the nurse gave me a horrible surprise...it has to be repacked daily to prevent infection...nobody told me that!
Repacking is BLOODY painful. To put it in perspective it was worse than having both of my knee surgeries put together...i know that might seem an exaggeration but it is true.
That has been going on daily and because of the pain i havent been able to go to uni...which means that my overdue libary book is not going back until after christmas...i am dreading the overdue bill....
Placement on sunday again...not sure how i am going to cope with that and my back but we shall see wont we...
Anyways enogh about me...how is everyone else?
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I'M GOING TO UNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEXT MONTH AT SOME POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok so i dont have the full details yet and brocklebank are being all funny with helping me fill out the occupational health form, but either way my reserve place for TVU came through for me and i am going to be a student midwife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's really hard for me to not get overly happy and excited, especially when my dad is all down and depressed and unemployed. And Trevor is being a complete and utter bastard now that he knows dad has no money.
And i know i was exactly like him a few weeks ago getting completely and uterly fed up with lack of jobness and feeling like everyone is going to uni except me and feeling left behind and worthless. But now i am so bouncy and happy and i just want to go round to everyone and hug them and then help them in one way or another. I am going to be a student midwife!!!! Its hard not to get excited about my dream coming true!
After all that panicing about my grades not being enough it turns out my grades are fine, all they ask is 2 grades equating to 120 points and i have 200 from 3, so yay me!!!!!!
My placement is at Hillingdon Hospital which sure is all the way across london and the admissions officer did warn me that i amy have to get up really early to do shift work but to be honest i couldn't care less....because i'm going to be a midwife!!!!!!!!!
Anyways i should probably mention something other than midwifey stuff. I watched the first episode of the latest series of bones which was made and set in London! Absolutely hilarious watching David Boreanez attempt to drive round london roads and roundabouts. The brilliance of the episode was destroyed by typical american opinion of English people. Yes we all drink tea not coffee and we all go around in tiny minis, and saying bond, James bond. An english actress was in the episode and i just couldn't seperate her from Torchwood. I kept saying your supposed to be dead, and saying shes evil (my parents think i am going crazy), it might help to say that the torchwood actress who only appeared in two episodes was Suzie! now my madness is explained you see. Her acting as the police detective in bones was the same as her acting as Suzie in Torchwood so i got confunded... :(
Camp Rock is made of YAY! (oh damn i guess all that talk in history really did rub off on me :( But still lots of fun upbeat music, AND believe it or not a new story line for Disney Channel, but not a new storyline on the whole as i saw a similar story line in Raise You Voice with Hilary Duff, which in my opinion is much better.
Ok i have run out of things to say, oh i have an MRI on Sunday, two physiotherapies on Monday. My nan is coming up with Denise and Matthew my new little cousin tomorow.
So to round up and end on a high note
i'M GOING TO BE A STUDENT MIDWIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Does anyone know where i can get £1000 quickly without having to apy it back or anything?
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Ok short update, I may have some good news in the very near future concerning Midwifery stuff, but i cant say anymore because i'm waiting for the woman to call me...i hate waiting for people to call it always gets me nervous and then stressed and then i cant sleep and then i get grumpy and snappy and then i get sick...its a bad circle :(
I think i had four hours sleep last night sleeping onmy virtually uncarpeted bedroom floor because the bed was making me really restless. I am definately taking some nightol tonight, i know i really shouldn't but i need to get some sleep, my body officially cant take anymore no sleepingness.
Blood tests came back...oh hang on have i mentioned i had blood tests? Well yeah i have had blood tests to find out whats wrong with my muscles. Caused a completely horrible and ghastly bruise that was dark purple and blotchy ( it really didn't look nice against my pale skin :( ) and came back negative for lots of stuff, including what i thought it was which is fibromyaglobia or something like that because i literally have all the symptoms but they tested for that and it is negative. They said just continue with physio, but how can i when i struggle to do the exercises.
Anyways i will update again should the good news actually come through for me.
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My mind has gone biserk...
Ok maybe i should start at the begining. On Friday i was woken up at six to catch a train from Paddington that didn't leave until 10:45. It took two hours to get to Wales and me and my mum were a little overly fascinated by the plug sockets on the underside of the seats in front of us and simply had to charge up our phone/ ipod...what can i say it was a plug socket on a TRAIN!!! and then the pull out table of the seat in front of me had another pully outy thing which i ended up doing repeatedly until my parents noticed and looked at me strangely. I nicked the newspaper and started doing the suduku (hey i only just figured out how to do it so there) all the while my mind started to wander and started playing episodes of House and Torchwood in my head...without sound :( *sigh* i NEED Torchwood season 2 and House season 4...damn you Jennie, i was never interested in them until this you, that pushed aside tho the clips wouldn't leave me alone and eventually i was forced to distract myself to stop me going mad...by playing the dot game.
Got To Cardiff (going AAAGGGHHHH Torchwood was filmed here in my mind) and literally walked all over the place to find the guest house, only to find out later that we had been literally walking around in circles around the guest house :(. mum decided in the evening to find the Tourist infomation centre, so we walked with a map in her hands to find it, we walked all the way down St Marys High Street, up through a walk of bars down anouther road that ran adjacent to St Marys and ended up literally yards from where we started staring at the tourist infomation centre...never leave a map in my mums hands and expect her to know where she is going. And the to top it off it was closed :( 
Thats it for the friday really, now onto saturday.
Woke up and Went back to the tourist info place, then went to Cardiff castle in the pouring rain. Had some lunch and then came the fun bit, we got on the city sightseeing bus and went to the millenium centre. Got off the bus and ran about (or should i say hobbled about) going *eeeeeeeeee* Found the entrance to Torchwood and mum laughed at me when i jumped up and down and still couldnt get in :( Went in to the millenium centre and went in the shop, found some Dr Who stuff but no Torchwood stuff...not good. On the ride on the way back my parents embarressed me when the commentator asked if there were any Torchwood fans on the bus and they both pointed to me :( Saturday was a very wet day.
Sunday we went to the Cardiff museum...worst museum i have ever been to (and i've been to alot...ok yes they are war related but still, the museum was terrible) when we were at the train station there was a seagull that was literally saying "Ow" and another one that sounded like it was laughing...so naturally there were alot of seagull jokes made.
The journey back home took five hours and i cant be bothered to write it right now...so for now i shall say goodnight.
xxx
*I really dont want my results on thursday :(*
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hey everyone!!!!
just posting to let anyone who is interested know that i had an interview at thames Valley and they have got back to me saying that i am on the reserve list for queen charlottes and Ealing hospital and that i also have the option to be considered for the april intake if i want...
just got back from maidstone...v.v.v.v. tired,
thats all i really have to say...hope everyone is ok...AGH!!! i really dont want my results next week :(
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how do i always get myself into these messes?
I now very conveiniently owe my parents £139.50, which i have to pay back in full but of course i cant because i dont have a job and i only have a hundred pounds in my bank of which i have to get my hair redyed and go to thorpe park and i dunno have a life :(
On the upside no more exams which means shopping/ harry potter/ torchwood/ desperate housewives/ heroes/ house/ cherub/ and all those other books and shows i have banned myself from watching for five months...YAY
My mum has also bought me a very pretty black dress...one problem its a little bit short (like my mini skirts) only i cant hide my knees wearing it because 3 quarter length leggings with it because they really really really dont go...
Went to see Sex and the city on wensday!!! never saw the tv show but went to see the film...and omg i am so buying the tv show...me and my mum afterwards went into a whole lets go shopping thing (hense the shopping trip) and shoes shoes shoes...
I need shoes all i can actually wear at the moment are my flip flops which caused me to fall up the stairs, and my three inch sandels which hurt my back when worn...my trainers, and all my other shoes cant be worn cause they cut up my feet and i need trainers for thorpe park or instead of low flying metal bars it will be low flying melissas shoes :(
I really really really need a job...:(
Hope everyones ok!!!  

HELL...
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hmmm i was having quite a good evening until a few minutes ago...and quite a good weekend until today...  :(
EXAM UPDATE:
lets see Vietnam not too bad at the time i thought it was terrible but it got better after the last exam...
war should go bloody die!!!!!...out of a total 12 paragraphs over two essays not including intro and conclusion i managed to write...drumroll please...4...absolutely terrible...the exam just wouldnt die....now u see why the vietnam exam seemed to get better after the war paper...
now onto the weekend...my parents went out on saterday whilst i stayed home and revised but no matter how hard i tried nothing was sinking in and i kept getting distracted :(
sunday just died no revision was done instead i had a burger craving and ate some popcorn whilst watching big bro and then watching M*A*S*H and then watching Torchwood season 1 which was entirely made of yay!!!
Today...attempted to revise Tudor...but like the last time i tried to revise Tudor...i fell asleep :( not much revision done then... went to physio and came home aching in pain and with not much improvement done...stupid melissa falling when i had just started improving.... :(
This evening i watched football, talked with my mum, discussed shopping and shoes and girly stuff!!!!
Went on the computer and checked my ucas and guess what....ANOTHER FUCKING REJECTION!!!!!!!!!!! i am getting really fed up now what do i have to do to get ONE BLOODY OFFER!!!!!!!!!! JUST ONE THAT IS ALL I ASK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i could have sworn alot more during that but i am currently trying to remain calm....and failing :<
i'm gonna go now before i annoy myself even more sorry if this entry annoys any of you but i needed to vent... 


knee 2 : the final encounter...or is it?
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Ok well i tried to post this earlier but the hospital computers kept freezing on me so i am posting it now when i am at home instead.
The op went ok and i didn't wake up with amnesia or trying to hit the nurses, instead there was alot of pain. The only way i can describe it is imagine you were hit by a car or motor bike treble that pain and the localise it into the knee and the pain spreads everywhere from there. because there was alot of pain they kept giving me drugs like morphine and tri..something or other until one of the nurses actually looked at my notes and realised if they gave me any more of those drugs then i would be OD.
Physio person came with my new crutches and the same boring old exersizes and guess what? I cannot move my leg by myself someone has to lift it for me so i can get out of bed etc and also my leg cannot support my weight even when most of it is on crutches. Becuase of all this they had to keep me in overnight so that they could control my pain with the use of that lovely medical invention...the IV...all i can say to that is owseriously how much sticky stuff do you need to hold it down its worse and less effective than waxing for cryin out loud. parents bought me one of those cards so i could use the TV and not be bored since we hadn't come prepared to stay in hospital and then i find out that they have put the internet on it!!!!!!!!!!!!11 YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!11 so naturally i spend my time on it.
One major problem with hospitals these days is the lack of Coke, this needs to be rectified immediantly. thankfully my mum sneaked in a bottle for me and when they left i got told off by the nurse for having it (i was so sure i had hidden it but maybe the fact that i was sick gave it away/ or maybe he has met me before and i didn't know it?) Another problem is the nurses need to check your blood pressure over and over and over again. at one point i had my blood pressure checked about three times in 20 mins by three different nurses (there is only so much one person can bloody take!!!!!)
Next on my topics to moan to you about...hospital food!
absolutely disgusting with the exception of the orange juice and biscuits they gave me. On the friday i had a grand total of 8 small biscuits and a small orange squash (with some coca-cola and a fair bit of water) in the morning of today i had two slices of bread and orange juice...therefore i was hungry and rather dizzy by lunch time and the food was DISGUSTING! they tried to give me this soup...i dont know what it was but it smelt disgusting and looked like soggy powder. unfortunately the nurse noticed that i was relying too much on my oxygen mask and promptly told me off again.
This is all i can be bothered to moan about at the moment though i may come back when i feel less tired to tell you more about the last two days and the fun i have been having (please note the sarcasm)
lots of love
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AGH really, why does my body have to go against me? 
I went to the hospital today (all along the way going ow ow ow ooowwww) and now the doctors have decided that my right knee has settled down nicely and they can now proceed with the other knee (hospital doctors at C+W are on something i swear they were all really chirpy and bubly and mucking around and acting like puppets with the curtains, i'm really not sure if i can trust them with a simple op :( )
So they have given me an approximate date for my next op which is the 15th feb just in time for me to waste the entirety of half-term in pain. :(
dieting (or rather in my case half-dieting) is so much fun i actually have an excuse not to eat as much and to avoid heavy food which always makes me feel sick! but on the other hand the exersize is less fun. All of my muscles are waking up and making their presence known, if i wanted their opinion on the matter i would ask for it but never mind. So now it hurts to stand and sit down as well as going up and down stairs. :( 
i am using entirely too many :( faces today...hmmm...must use another smiley somehow...Oh yes i can use :D as i now have the best album in the world and also have a weird urge to watch nightmare before christmas. the album in question is a disney greatest hits album which has the track "whats this2 on it which i have decidedly fallen in love with even tho i have never seen the film.
this entire enrty s pointless i just thought that i would tell people about my knee thingy.
best go and dream of being slim with no health problems...surely somthing like that exists...not that i would know...i dont recall a time ever having to not go to the hospital for one thing or another...do do do do do dah day zippidee do dah zippidee ay...
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i found this over the internet and read it through and i thought i would just post it here so that i can find it again and to make you read it, oryou could just ignor it its up to you:
hmm over than that i have nothing to say my life is as boring as ever ttfn
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AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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today has been a very weird day....a very weird day.
first off i started the day with very little sleep because my half-brother trevor got in contact with us for the first time in TEN years. i spoke to him and he told me im going to be an aunt!!!!!!!!!!!!111
so i spent most of the morning in shock and when i got to school in told ara and she jumped about and kept screaming congratulations...she is the best...but then she and other mathmatical people had to dissapear and so i was by myself until rachel arrived and then i went back into shock for bio and it still hasn't sunk in, went to shop at break bought custard creams ate some. went to history only three people there and miss was being monitored. got let off lunch time lesson and went to period 4 history. watched the end of misisipi burning and stared watching malcom x. sat bored at lunch cuz rach was in lessons same again period five went to chem only six people there we were given work and told to go got home sat around listening to weymouth track, had dinner listened to hilary duffs new album....seriously weird.....TJ phoned again and spoke to dad for an hour dad now knows that he will be a grandad and well madness...and i am going to be an aunt....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well thats all for today, still hasn't suk in but well AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
oh and my brother now lives in Wales....how many more connections will i have to that place?

Tractors!
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Today was weird, this morning i was worried aboiut doing my bio practical perfectly, periods 3+4 i was a bit like "GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DO!!" and periods 5+6 welll to say i was hyper was an understatement i couldn't for some reason stop laughing until i got like 1 out of 11 on a test so well yeah
i love tractors now, they are the best. before today i hated tractors they reminded me too much of things that are muddy and gross but now...well it just seems hilariously funny (see Jennies blog) i mean come on a painting of a tractor, or (thanks to an image katherine and jennie put in my mind) Stalin and somebody else posing in tutus on a tractor, or performing ballet. It cracks me up for some reason. Well anyway i would just like to say have a tractoring weekend!!!!!
TTFN!
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QuizGalaxy!
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com


how odd...im allergic to cats...i apparently have one...interesting
oh and this one i dont think is very true...
<td align="center">You date like you are 22 years old.



You are a good dater. You still haven't narrowed down exactly what type of person you want to date, but you have a lot of experience with dating and like to have fun with it.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>


see what i mean oh and then theres this one which is definately true..
In what alternate dimension would melissa be most comfortable?
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In a dimension where...

Time travel is possible
'In what alternate dimension would you be most comfortable?'
at
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ok im gonna go now
ttfn

i saw this and it made me laugh
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melissa is going to be reincarnated as...
QuizGalaxy.com
A snooty french waiter
'What will you be reincarnated as?' at QuizGalaxy.com


hehehehehehe "monsuir you may not have fries in this restraunt we only serve proper food made by our superb chef." nope its not me oh and apparently my predominant emotion is anger...hmm i think they have a point

hmmm...
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ok so i was just reminded by a certain person that i havent updated in three months. so i will update now and tell everyone bugger all cuz i have nothing to say surprise, surprise. well lets see parents evening was ok dr bandara and mr egbejobi said i was a good student but dr bandara said i need more confidense cuz i am smarter than i believe...then miss mehroatra was like melissa's a smart student with a great appetite for history but then she had to spoil the moment by saying that 'melissa has only just handed in a piece of homeowrk that she should have handed in the first lesson after half term' my parents gave me the look that said 'we'll talk about this later' but thankfully they forgot. mr graham and ms anthony were both saying shes very enthusiastic and contributes alot to the class and miss sutcliffe kept telling me to get straight to the point. ms jones said that i was a hard worker and then asked me about my throat which conveiniently chose that moment to dissapear when i was trying to say that its better. ms heipl said that me, jenny, katherine and shona were the most enthusiastic of the class and the only ones who were willing to play games etc. and finally human biology miss davies said she would join in with mr jones to do my appointment whilst at the same time doing hannahs but she just stayed with hannah. mr jones was saying how brilliant i was and that i was in the top five of the class. and then on the way home my dad kept testing me on my biology skills over and over (really annoying) so yeah not to bad a parents evening. well there you go i have updated for the first time in three months happy?! see it was boring wasn't it yes it was which is why i dont update..ttfn

THE BUTT SONG!
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right i really cant be bothered to write any more about weymouth because that saterday waas leterally the most interesting day there was.besides falling asleep on the beach and having a go at my mum and dad for embaressing me in front of the caberet (i cant spell it) host who happens to be really really cute(see picture)

he is seriously cute
well anyway im going to up date pointless updates fropm now on because i have nothing better to do with my life except do boring things to annoy everyone else
:)
p.s pic might not work i cant tell if it doesnt just veiw my bebo page and ignore all the other pictures cept the ones of him :)

weymouth
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ok since i have been nudged for not updating in 3 weeks i shall now write this whole utterly pointless entry of my holiday in weymouth which i know you are all eager to hear, this is to prevent you from asking or nudging me in future to update (good plan no?)
Saterday 29th july: wake up at about 6 am by mum, adrenaline suddenly kicks in and i start getting dressed reeeaallly quickly and am very wide awake cuz usually im not really awake till i have a can of coke. finish packing and leave the house at about 7, catch a bus to clapham junction, then a train to waterloo where we then precede to go to mcdonalds to have breakfast.
finished breakfast at about 8 and went to the timetables to await the platform of the weymouth train. we then learn that there is a signal problem in some area and that our train will be delayed by approx 10-15 mins. the train was half an hour late. so on the train in a first class compartment cuz our large suitcases (believe me they are large i can fit my surf board in one of them plus everything else-well maybe not the kitchen sink but you get the drift)the train moves unbelievably slow get past clapham junction when the driver comes on the tanoy to tell us that were on the wrong tack and that we will have to go back to clapham junction to get on to the right track by this time its half nine and were slightly annoyed cuz we should have been an hour into our journey by now and out of london. so on the right track get past about 7 signals (stopping at them for about 10 mins a peice) and fianally we can relax, i put on some music and become the dj of my ipod desperately trying not to play my music and playing mum and dads music instead (the headphones were on loud so we could all hear it) train gets really really crowded some boys start cussing us about our luggage thinking that we cant hear them through the walls and cant lip read them to which mum said to us "what do you want us to do then put the luggage on our heads" to which we laughed. ok later on in the train journey (the boys buggared off somewhere to drink there alcohol) an old lady comes in to sit with us (there was a spare seat) and we learn that our train to weymouth wont even go to weymouth because of all the delays and will instead terminate at someplace else where we will then have to catch a bus to weymouth (this was at about half twelve we should have been at weymouth orignally at about 11) get off dragging our luggage to the 'bus' which is actually a coach (i think south west trains needs to learn the difference personally) dad gives me some polos which i eat halfway through the 1 hour journey to weymouth as i feel queazy (i dont take coach rides well, cept at school cuz there are people to take my mind off it) arrive at weymouth at 2 tired hungrey and worn out....
right its my bedtime now so i will finish this some other time for those of you who are engrossed in this entry (cough cough) ttfn
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as you will undoubtedly hear from ara SUPERMAN ROCKS!!!!
its is a seriously good film and it really really rocks (aras world)
well thats all i wanted to say so ttfn

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You Are Elektra

There's really no superhero with more style than you.
Because who could beat being sexy assasin ninja?

gaaaaaahhhhh im bored and i dunno really

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ok so i am typing this in my aunts house on her computer whilst i am staying at my nans which is next door..confused so am i so dont worry
ok i have just had a cat and a dog fighting around me and playing hide and seek. the cat molts and the dog is scared of him. my aunt also has two guina pigs who are scared of everyone and smell like wee, and the cat looks at them like its next meal... bad cat. if you are wondering i am still alergic to cats b(currently sneezing) but i am constantly washing after i touch the cat or the cat touches me so im ok for now in otherwords im not dead yet.
i am sooooooo bored i went to folkstone today and done nothing it was soooo boring. dont know what to write now as alll my ideas have gone (i know wasnt much was it, shows how small my brain is doesnt it) so im just gonna go somewhere now toodles

cucumber
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you know how some people like to munch on raw carrots well just now i was sitting right here in my seat and i hot hungrey, so i checked the fridge empty except for some nice cucmber!!
so now i am sitting here munching on some cucumber and ccasionally dipping it into saldad cream and bbq sauce, awnser me this though under what catagoroy does cucumber come under, cuz i really like cucumber.
nyeh see ya

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BOO!!!!!!!!
i am in a good mood cuz i
a) have simpsons season 7 on dvd
b) lots of nice tops (well 3 actually) and a pair of jeans to now add to my totally crap wardrobe...i need clothes feel free to add to the collection box - 'money for the melissa who needs nice clothes'
c) i just had a can of coke
d) i just watched 2 eposodes of buffy
e) only 3 exams left
f) IM GOING TO MY NANS IN 2 WEEKS TIME!!!! and i can play with milly and go shopping (maybe for some nice clothes?) and watch tv, and watch the stars before i go to sleep at night (my room is in the loft and it has a pretty ceiling window which stares out into nans garden) and of cource see my nan....* sigh * is very happy and hyper right now and i thought you should all know that.... now you know. but there is one problem with all this goodness....when i go down to my nans, i will end up miss the finale of the world cup (she doesnt like football) and big brother (or that either) and there will be no sky tv to watch....what in heavens shall i do....i know i shall go clothes and shoe shopping ( i need shoes too ) so it is all the more reason for you to make a donation to the 'money for the melissa who needs nice clothes'fund....you know you want to as you all want me to be happy dont you...see thats what i thought, you make a donation and everyone becomes very happy :D
toodles

happy happy happy!
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yay i cant believe it i am soooooo happpy......
reason being that i some how managed to get a copy of the 1936 1st edition copy of the wayward man!!!!!!!! im good condition yay for me!!!!!
heres the spot where i would have put a nice little pic id found in the internet of it but i cant find one so it looks a little like this:



but with the wayward man by st. john ervine on it
anyways me extra happy and maths is over whoop de woop

STUFF
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ok long time since i have updated and well this isent going to be anything much just one word (multiplied by 100, 000) :D




in other words


FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!

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my pet!

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heya every1 im back on lj after 4 ever of completely forgetting and being banned etc
well this is only short so what can i say.....
I GOT MR BULLS PHOTO TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!
is very happy :D
gtg
love
ME!!!!


KILL MISS OWEN!!!!!!!
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seriously i have had enough i absolutly hate her i want her dead right now......she is a disgrace to both music teachers AND welsh people....gaaahh i hate her. I BLOODY QUIT!!!!!

help!!!
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ok i am getting desperate this is the only chance i am going to get to go on the computer for a while because my stupid dad has benned me from it as well as grounding me and ruining one of my fave posters. evil. anyone got any ideas on how to get out of this ridiculas punishement? HELP!!!!!
other than that everyhtings cool i guess although i am a bit bored and thirsty....(goes and drinks coke...comes back refreshed)i bought a book today and 2 on sunday...one problem i am already ten books behind and i have to revise and do schoolwork so i may be in a bit of a pickle...hmmmm though i guess compared to some i have it good.
ok i am bored again how about some song lyrics:
Sock it to me.

Floatin down the river
With a saturated liver
And I wish I could forgive her
But I do believe she meant it
When she told me to forget it
And I bet she will regret it
When they find me in the morning wet and drowned
And words gets round
Goin down
Goin down

Comin up for air
It's pretty stuffy under there
I'd like to say I didn't care
But I forgot to leave a note
And it's so hard to stay afloat
I'm soakin wet without a boat
And I knew I should have taken off my shoes
It's front page news
Goin down
I'm goin down

Hep hep,
hep hep,
hep,
hep hep,
hep hep

I wish I had another drink
It wouldn't be so hard to sink
I should have taken time to think
Beside I got the picture straight
She musta had another date
I didn't need this extra weight
I wish that I could see the way to shore
Don't want no more
Goin down
Goin down

Now I see the life I lead
I slept it all away in bed
I shoulda learned to swim instead
Now it's really got me stumped
I can't believe or why I jumped
I'd like to get my tummy pumped
I can't believe they drink this stuff in town
This dirty brown
Goin down
Goin down

I wish I'd looked before I leaped
I didn't know it was so deep
Been down so far I don't get wet
I haven't touched the bottom yet
This river scene is gettin old
I'm hungry sleepy wet and cold
She told me to forget it nice
I should have taken her advice
I only wanna go on home
I'd gladly leave that girl alone
What a way to spend the night
If I don't drown I'll die of fright
My pappy taught me how to float
But I can't swim a single note
He threw me in to teach me how
And I stayed there floating like a mama cow
And now I'm floating way down stream
I know this has to be a dream
If I could find my way to shore
I'd never ever do this any more
I'll give you three, I've been down nine
I'm goin down just one more time
Goin Down

I'm goin down...etc

Now the sky is gettin' light
And everything will be alright
Think I finally got the knack
Just floatin' here lazy on my back
I never really liked that town
I think I'll ride the river down
Just movin' slow and floatin' free
There's a river swingin' under me.
Waving back to the folks on shore
I should have thought of this before
I'm floatin' on down to New Orleans
Goin' to pick up on some swingin' scenes
I know I'll know a better day
I'll go down groovin' all the way
Goin' down
Goin' down

of cource you really wanted to read all that....ok i am sorry for clogging your what cha macallit i'll just go now.
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sorry random update...OFF TIMETABLE ON FRIDAY...which means....NO PE AND NO MUSIC.
WOO HOO!!!!!!!

ideal home exhibition
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well lets see ideal home exhibition was ok, not brilliant but ok. it was kind of fun and by the end of the day i was extremely hyper which i think made my parents freak out a little, as i have never been like that in front of them before.
i saw this really adorable dog that was layining asleep in its baskets and snoring (it wasnt real by the way otherwise i would still be there playing with it) and its tummy actually moved up and down as if it was actually breathing and i was sorely tempted to buy it except that it was twenty pounds on its own and thirty pounds with all these little acceseries such as a collar. i spet the rest of the day debating on it but then i found some nail files that were made of crystal or somethig very similar, they were hand painted with flowers and they dont chip or split my nails like all my other files do. they last forever. so i bought one large, one small one for 21 pounds and got a 3 step nail buffer and a smaller plain nail file free with it. this made me very happy and although i really wanted it i made my self promice not to get the little moving dog.
i also bought a new hair straightner which for the first time ever is actually a really good one not cheap like all my other ones. the lady demonstrated to me how it works on my hair and i now have straight hair which is weird but adorable, i have also convinced my mum to let me keep it in till tomo so woo!
wow that is alot but hey it was fun and stuff so weh hey!
have nothing else to write so i shall leave you now
lots of love from a very hyper melissa

Boo!!!
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yo, i\'m in tutor period, bored as hell sitting next to ara who is doing geography.
say hello ara....hippy day! is here!!! whoo!!! he! ho! ha! boo!!! mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...etc..
yes as you can tell that is definately ara.
sigh dont know what to say.
miss whatsername is roaming around trying to see what people are up 2......evil person
happy st davids day, and happy new month!
yes thats right today is te day when you are all going to celebrate and drink coke
time to go onw
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sigh....too much dt
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AAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
why oh why is D.T. so bloody annoying, its stupid, why couldnt the hand in date be the ninth of may or something why oh why does it have to be in for what is it the fifteenth or seventeenth of march...where is the sence in that.
it is so fraustrating nothing is going write and i keep having to stop because i either end up hitting my nail with the hammer or breaking it which is not good in either sence. GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on a lighter note, drama is actually getting somewhere now, I ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING, which is a first so woo!
this is really a pointless update but i was bored so who cares.
oh does anyone have a copy of martyn pig that i could borrow, its by kevin brookes. if you do can i boorow it please and i swear that i will give it back to you in one piece as soon as possible (not five months later like i have done before)
bored now
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shoes!!!
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shoes glorious shoes
i'm willing to wear them
any shape or type
i'm willing to try them
shoes are fun and very nice
they even match your outfit
they have many colours too
yes that shoes!

ok that was rather pointless but i really wanted to say something about shoes

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R.I.P
Mr Alan Brown
11:0's brilliant tutor
He shall never be forgotton

R.I.P
Freedom
11:0's freedom gone but not forgotton

COME BACK MR BROWN PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is barely a couple of hours since school was out for the weekend and already i miss mr brown, all well i have his e-mail...me thinks it is time to annoy him...tee hee

boo!!!....hyper alert hyper alert please evacuate the building
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BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok yes i'm back and yes i'm oddly hyper but noooooooooooooooooo........Mr Brown is leaving....TOMOROW!!!!!aaaagggggghhhhh.....no help me please help me......what if we end up with mr bramauld as our tutor....he hates us....nooooooooooooooo
i want mr brown to stay but hey we get to embarres him by styling his hair tee hee
mr brown is going to be dead
we are going to be murdered
and its all aras fault...looks at ara, narrows eyes....then laughs when i realise that i also helped give her some ideas....ha ha ha
oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh....la la la....oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh....la la la oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
ok then moving on swiftly...woop de doo...oh yeah after months of ignoring it and hoping it would just do itself i have fianally finished my maths corsework no thanks to ms rowes confusing 'helpful' tips and ideas....i wish she would just tell me what i need to have written and what i should say rather than her go completely around what i need to do and explaining everything that i dont need and then looking at me strangely when i ask her what i am supposed to do...at least miss owen tells you what your supposed to do as well. its a tough choice choosing who is worse, ms rowe who is so annoying and makes me fall asleep in class and goes around the point of everything or miss owen who tells you what you should and shouldn't do, and is extremely annoying, and instead of teaching you makes you dumber. growl....i'm not sure
but then again ms austincomes in close behind them as well.....bring back ms bennett please or just put me in mr bulls class either way get rid of that bitch...but if you are miss austin and somehow have managed to find this and read this then you are a very nice person who i have learned alot from..he he he
oh yeah something really weird happened today...i got run over by a bicycle...that shows me for not looking before i cross the road if anyone sees me crossing the road without looking please feel free to punch me or knock some sense into me. it really hurt, and i pulled a muscle in my shoulder...not good. but the thing is i thought that i would be moaning about being in pain if that ever happened to me but instead i cracked up laughing and rushed over to see if the man who was still on his bike was alright.. it was rather funny...might do it again someday...you never know....
anyways...i am fast running out of things to say so i shall leave it here
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blah......i'm free!!!!!!!!!!!!
one minute i am oh hey i am!!!!!woo!
i'm bored i am alone on the internet with nothing to do, oh hang on i know lets look at porn,,,so obvious i should have looked before. hang on maybe not....
this half term is seriously no fun, i spent tues doing maths homework and wens suffering through close encounters well ok not suffering cuz it is a good film, but hey i needed something to write. i cant even remeber monday and today i am just laying back and writing a whole load of gibberish.
i am actually getting slightly worried about music now which is not a good thing as that means i will end up doing some work. not good.
ok fun time LETS BE HYPER!!!!
coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke coke
that should cover it go coke my savior my king my ruler.....must follow coke must obey coke must drink coke. hey lets do an advert for coke err....
' drink coke the mouth watering refreshment that is calling you to drink it buy it now.'
hey and the advert could envolve a coke can and bottle singing a duet like that branston beans advert. that advert really turns me off eating beans(not that i actually eat them but hey) i mean why do you want to eat or buy something that might all of a sudden get up and start singing to you. i like my food to not sing.
hmmmm....
come to think of it alot of adverts involve singing now, i mean theres that lil bill advert from sainsburys car insurence, halifax and well i cant think but there are more. but on a lighter note they brought back my fave ad and changed it
(- if you dont know what it is then start shaking that ass and you will get the drift.)
hmm i dont know hang on lets jump around and sing the wheels on the bus woo that sounds way fun woo!!!
ok now i'm gonna go
bye

Oh crap...what do i do...what do i do..?!?!?
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I do not know what possesed me to agree to it but i have now somehow managed to get a job and i start saterday...AAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Bye bye freedom hello rules and regulations..AAAAGGGGGHHHH.
now thats over with, How many different types of cold can you get in one winter....this is getting seriously annoying as i now have my 6TH cold this winter and this one appears to be the worst...GGGGAAAHHH.
on a lighter note i went to carolines birthday party yesterday, expecting to go bowling but instead walking outside her door to see a PINK LIMO...a pink limo with a chaffeure or however you speel it i dont care... The only downside to the party was the pink leather seats but i spent most of my time ofn the floor anyway.
Chelsea win 4:1 Woo!
and theres my bedtime orders so i shall say ta ta for now.
toodles

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